A Highlands fling at Inverlochy

Robert Burns was a romantic, pouring his heart into verse and Scotch whisky into his glass.

Open_Hmoon_InverlochyCastle_DB_FW13The poet’s beloved Scotland and its wild, beautiful and remote Highlands offer honeymooners the warm kiss of history, hospitality and natural wonders—with the bliss of fine food, drink and accommodations.

For a true Highlands fling, book a room at Inverlochy Castle, where Queen Victoria came to sketch in 1873. Located near Fort William, the manor house is sited a caber toss from the ruins of the original 13th-century castle and is an easy drive from Inverness, the largest city in the Highlands. Or take the Caledonian Sleeper, the iconic overnight train from London. To travel in style from the station, reserve the hotel’s chauffeur-driven Rolls Royce Phantom, stocked with two bottles of ice-cold champagne.

It’s a splendid place for a honeymoon, as reported in Delaware Bride magazine, one of a number of luxury accommodations in Scotland.

Guests are greeted with bubbly on arrival, no matter how they get to Inverlochy. The extravagant bouquets in the great hall are imported from Holland. The glittering chandelier is from Venice. Sink into sumptuous, down-filled seating in front of the coal fire and listen to the pianist who plays each evening. Equally sigh-inducing rooms are equipped with laptops, high thread-count sheets and marshmallow-soft pillows.

164500_Text 24If the $500-per-night entry point is too rich for your blood, book at a local bed-and-breakfast for about $100 a night, breakfast included. Then make a reservation for lunch, afternoon tea or dinner at Inverlochy Castle’s restaurant, which has held a coveted Michelin star for more than 20 years. The heavily carved sideboards in the hushed, posh dining room were a gift to the lord of the manor from the King of Norway.

A lavish three-course dinner featuring such delights as the hotel’s signature baked quail with foie gras is an attainable splurge, priced at the equivalent of $104, tax included. Lunch is $59 for three courses. Sommelier William Birch expertly pairs wines with dishes.

After your repast, stroll velvety moss walking trails on the 500-acre grounds. The estate also offers fishing, tennis and falconry for outdoors enthusiasts, as well as a clubby billiards room for the indoor set. Nearby activities include monster-watching cruises on Loch Ness and hiking on towering Ben Nevis, the tallest mountain in the United Kingdom.

The high life: 10 top mansions

The rich are very different. For one thing, they tend to build huge houses.

Keeping up with the Joneses is no easy task. Consider Lonely Planet’s list of 10 Greatest Mansions and Grand Houses.

At the top of the heap is Marble Palace Mansion in Kolkata, India. Lavishly built in 1853 it is filled to the rafters with marble inlay in a blend of neoclassical and traditional Bengali architecture. It’s still privately held and the owners aren’t fussy about dusting. In fact, some of the furniture is covered in old sheets.  You can see it on tour, but you will need a permit from West Bengal Tourism.

No. 2 is the Cheong Fatt Tze mansion in Penang, Malaysia. Built in the 1880s, this indigo-blue Chinese courtyard house was home to Cheong Fatt Tze, a prominent Chinese figure in the newly established Penang Straits Settlement.

Master craftsmen brought in from China built 38 rooms, five granite-paved courtyards and seven staircases. In all, there are 220 windows. Architectural elements include splendid Chinese timber carvings, gothic louvre windows, russet brick walls, porcelain cut-and-paste decorative shard works, and art nouveau stained glass panels. To ensure harmony, the layout is based on feng-shui principles. As befitting a mansion, it’s furnished with a rare collection of sculptures, carvings, tapestries, and other antiques.

Part of the mansion has been converted into a hotel, so you can really live it up. And the currency rate is on your side. Rates range from 420-800 Malaysian Ringgit. That’s $132-$252 in U.S. dollars. Or get a taste of the high life on a guided tour.

Among the Downton Abbey set is an inexplicable choice, Falling Water, a sylvan get-away in Pennsylvania designed by Frank Lloyd Wright that came in at No. 6. Cool? You bet. A mansion? Not even close.

Here are the other grand digs on the exalted list:

  • Werribee Mansion in Australia, built at the height of the Victorian age when the gold rush made Melbourne the richest city in the world.
  • Villa d’Este, outside Rome, transformed from an abbey to a pleasure palace by Lucrezia Borgia’s son.
  • Castle Howard, England, the site of Brideshead Revisted. So grand it took three earls to build it over their lifetimes.
  • Chateau de Chambord, a 16th century French mansion in the Italianate style, so big it could house a small city.
  • Catherine Palace, glowing with gilt in the style of tsarist Russia.
  • Sleeper-McCann house, a 40-room summer cottage in Massachusetts  overlooking Gloucester Harbor.
  • Powerscourt, Ireland, a 13th century castle opulently restored in the 18th century.