Today is Free Shipping Day, another made-up phony-baloney event.

Golly, it’s not like it’s Black Friday, a REAL holiday.

But, hey, there’s something in it for you.

Simply head to your favorite online retailer. Think Land’s End, Pottery Barn, Williams-Sonoma, Neiman Marcus. Shop away. Then hit the send button.

Your goodies will arrive in time for Santa to place them under the tree. For free.